I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight

giantspacehead:

stele3:

only-tiktoks:

Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Anybody else think christians saying “EVERYONE is full of sin” feels like projection. “Humanity is inherently awful and horrible and hateful” nuh uh lol

(Guy who’s definitely not just personally fucked up) Everyone… is simply born full of unfounded hatred for other people. Every baby born wants to say a slur right out of the mother’s womb. It’s normal. God intended this

certifiedwerewolf:

informationsorter:

justalitlecreacher:

The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek

We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?

If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.

Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.

Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.

On the being deep about Shrek website?

vampireghostlawyer:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

dovewithscales:

capnsoapy:

capnsoapy:

it’s good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating

and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage

Also primes you for awareness that there are a lot of people who like a lot of things you don’t like or even that make you uncomfortable, and that is okay, has nothing to do with their character, and is also none of your business.

radiofreederry:

warningsine:

nacseo-scrawl:

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals

for those of you who don’t follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now

#you don’t understand how completely devoted jokic is to racing horses#he’s tried to quit basketball several times to commit full time to his horses#he doesn’t even like playing basketball i don’t think, he’s just stupid good at it#he’s counting down the days until he can retire to move back to serbia and work with his horses#his post retirement plans are becoming a ‘trotting coach’ his words @sayheykid​

sweetlikeacherry:

summer to-do list: unlearn internalized shame, sunbathe, read some good books

gowns:

justsomeguycore:

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

chromlita:

ALT

GOOD FOR HER

memingursa:

Guy certainly knows about it

ace-of-dragons:

i-am-totally-not-a-lizard:

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn’t a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

It’s not and we like it that way next question